Let’s be honest guys, we really suck at lying. With rare exception, men are horrible at lying to women and getting away with it. It’s not necessarily a case of being unable to come up with believable lies as much as it is a case of men simply having that “I’m full of shit” expression on our faces. So for the first time in my life I am admitting that women are better at something than men. What do women lie about that men believe?
#1 Lie: “Looks don’t matter, I only care about personality”
This one is my favorite. 90% of women seem to use this line when asked what they’re looking for in a man. Of course, it’s complete BS. If looks didn’t matter at all, they would screw guys with completely deformed faces and horrible style. Looks do matter. They just matter a bit less to women than they do men. Ugly guys can get laid by having a good sense of style, whereas ugly chicks are pretty much screwed unless they’re willing to settle for the deformed face types.
#2 Lie: “I won’t have sex on a first date”
I laugh my ass off every time I hear a woman say this. It’s the biggest fallacy associated with booty call websites. If she’s on a booty call website, she’s a horny whore. Horny chicks can’t refrain from spreading their legs when their hormones start kicking in, no matter what they said before the date.
#3 Lie: “I don’t have a type”
Everyone has a type of person they’re most attracted to. Sure, you might settle for something else if you are unable to hook up with your “type”, but it’s a complete lie when a girl claims to not have a specific type of man she wants to hook up with.
#4 Lie: “I’m looking for a long-term relationship and will accept nothing else”
You won’t find these comments very often on booty call websites. But I wanted to include this comment because more women lie about this than anything else. Just because a woman claims she only wants a long-term relationship doesn’t mean she won’t be down for a FWB relationship with the right guy.
#5 Lie: “You’re the only one I’m interested in”
Never believe this unless you’ve met her a couple of times. Women always have their eyes open for something better until they get locked down to one guy. She may not have a specific guy picked out that she wants to get with but you better believe her eyes will be wide open if someone better comes along.