Dating Profiles That Work On One Night Stand & Booty Call Sites
Dating Profile Summary: Throughout our journey, we tested a lot of different booty call dating profile strategies. Some worked, some did not. Some worked better than others. The profiles that achieved the best results were ones written in a positive, mature manner.
You will get absolutely nowhere with women if your profile is lame – so make sure you use these profiles on ONS dating sites. If you have a great profile picture, you might get lucky and score with some shallow women. But that’s about it. The picture needs to be decent to convince women to open up your profile. But if you appear lame in the content, they will exit out of your profile without contacting you.
What’s the purpose of a profile (read our guide)? To gain attention from the ladies. Women make assumptions about you from your profile. It’s not something you should take lightly. Guys that have an appealing profile get laid. Those that don’t barely even hear from women. When creating your profile, make sure you don’t copy these knuckleheads that we found on SocialSex…
“sup ladies? Name’s Mike. 25 years old from South Bronx. I’m tall, buff, and down to f*ck you like you’ve never been f*cked before. I don’t mess around. Hit me up when you ready to get some from the biggest stud on this site!”
“SWM 4 hot, horny SWF (or you can be married too, I won’t tell the hubby). Just looking for a good lay. Nothing more. Peace!”
The sad thing is these are fairly common profile descriptions. We can pretty much guarantee you these guys aren’t getting laid. We love seeing profiles like this on booty call sites. It makes it easier for us to get laid. What’s wrong with these profiles?
- Perverted, immature content
- Content length too short
- No explanation about who the guy is other than he’s looking for sex
- Doesn’t make him seem interesting
3 of the Best Dating Profile Description Examples Guaranteed to Appeal to the Ladies
We tested different profile styles and the following 3 worked best (we’ll explain why after)…
“BEWARE LADIES: Mature man on board! Holy heavens, I can’t believe some of the garbage I read on this website. Are any of you REALLY hooking up with the guys on here? So I’m going to do something different. Instead of telling you how big my junk is and what I can do with it, I’ll tell you a little bit about other parts of me. Sports? Love ‘em. Gambling? Do too much of it. Drinking? See my last answer. I’m down for having a good time in and out of the bedroom. So let’s go have some fun together!”
“I know what I want. I want someone to have some fun with. But not just a woman to have fun with in bed. It’s amazing how much more enjoyable sex is when youactually respect the woman you’re sleeping with. So here’s my offer. We won’t get involved romantically. There will be no fairy-tale weddings. That’s just not what I’m looking for right now. What there will be is memorable moments. We’ll do stupid random things. We’ll give each other mind blowing pleasure. And if you end up falling in love with me, I will be changing my phone number. Just kidding!”
“There’s more to life than sex. But there’s just no way to be happy without good sex occasionally. It’s amazing how our moods tend to change after some good sex. So, yes, that’s what I’m looking for. But hear me out – that’s not ALL I’m looking for. I want to get to know you, what makes you tick, what you like to do, where you’re from, where you’re going, and if you know the Muffin Man. What type of women do I like? Those with a full set of teeth, don’t smell like they haven’t showered since Vietnam…basically, I’d like a woman that isn’t likely to show up on PeopleofWalMart.com.”
These profile examples worked because…
- They weren’t too short or too long (over 100 words and under 200 words is just about right).
- The comments relating to sex weren’t perverted or immature.
- No spelling mistakes.
- We mentioned an interest in getting to know her outside the bedroom (women don’t JUST want sex even if they’re not looking for a serious relationship).
- Light humor mixed in, but nothing offensive.
- We seemed at least somewhat interesting (listed interests, seemed like an overall “fun” guy with a good personality).
Be strong and confident…
Women on these types of sites are looking for QUICK meetings. They’re not into playing games or wasting time. That’s good for you…if you come off as strong and confident in your profile. They’re not looking for Mr. Nice Guy. But they’re also not looking for the arrogant jerk. Find a happy medium. The profile examples we listed do not display any arrogance at all. We didn’t brag about the size of our junk or about how awesome we were. But, according to the women we chatted with, we came off as confident.
You might have to fudge the truth a bit. If you’re naturally a boring guy like 90% of us, it won’t hurt to spice up your profile with a bit of B.S. Women want to hookup with interesting guys. So if you’re not really all that interesting, just make yourself seem interesting. She’ll never know.
Oh, and don’t forget to check out the next article for information on how to take the best profile photographs…